Thank you and good bye.

I suspect that the poor language skills evident in some of the posts here are simply individuals attempting to imitate ’street language’ for comic effect.

As you rightly point out, this falls rather flat.

Human - I’d polish you your own spelling and grammar before casting any stones - but points well made.

Not sure about the ‘income challenged’ description. Sounds like PC-speak for ‘underclass’ to me.

The ‘working class’ on the other hand were the backbone of this God-forsaken country for generations. They are a rare breed now. Crushed between the never-worked/never-going-to underclasses, sucking endlessly on the teat of the state, and the overdrawn, over-mortgaged minor middle classes.

Chavs just the latest expression of this. The are lazy, stupid and violent - as their parents were before them.

In the old days, they would have starved of been sent to a workhouse.

These days, thanks to our brilliant Labour government they can have holidays on the Costas twice a year and drink enough to deluge our streets with snot and vomit every Friday night.

Meanwhile the REAL working classes get poorer and poorer. Nobody gives a fuck for them it seems.

The UK is down the toilet. Once the current generation of chavs breed (about age 13) then we will see the rise of the Super-Chav - more idiotic, idle, drunken, skagged-up and violent than ever before.

Time to emigrate to somewhere more civilized. Either that of get a used Uzi on the black-market - you’ll need it.

Chavs like most of those above are morons, they see something and copy words from it. Does it make them ‘cool’? No. Does it make them look retarded? Yes.
Chavs are so annoying, this story makes income challenged people look like chavs. Chavs are the people whom listen to ‘MC’ music (it’s not real MC’ing, it’s a retard speaking over the top of a ‘remixed’ song.) Chavs are those whom throw bricks threw your window.
Chavs sit on street corners and drink. Chavs always have to be right, and always have to fit ‘in’. Chavs have taken decent things (berghaus coats for MOUNTAIN CLIMBING!!) and made them look ridiculas. I truly HATE chavs, but I take people who are on low income on a person by person basis.
Prehaps the author is a nice person, but from this type of writing it seems not. Alas, this is what Britian is coming to.. Learn to spell and stop trying to be a chav.

P.S. For thos who wrote things like:

“sikk” it’s spelt “S-I-C-K”

“propa well buzzin dat, got mee lafin enit”

What the hell does this mean? Is it some language co-ordinated deficent ape hurling his feces at the keyboard?
I can only assume you mean ” This is very good, it has me ammused.” If so add some content to your post.

“Rot” is also incorrect- it’s spelt W-R-O-T-E.