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Boxer punches himself in the face

admin — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:54:10 +0000

Tyson Fury punches himself in the face on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxPO_Z57xg

Barack Obama Action Figure

admin — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:31:26 +0000

Celebrate Obama’s inauguration and ‘Change’ your desk forever with this fully articulated Barack Obama action figure!

Found via Unusual Gifts!

Want to own a supercar?

admin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:21:27 +0000

Ever been to the airport and seen the Best of the Best supercar competition? Well now you can win one online from the very same people!

You can buy your tickets online here.

All your favourite HollyOaks girls

admin — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:42:46 +0000

The Hollyoaks Girls site went live today with loads of photos and wallpapers of all your favourite Hollyoaks babes, past and present.

The hot favourite at the moment seems to be Gemma Merna.

The Ipod Nano Commercial Song

admin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:46:07 +0000

The Ipod Nano commercial has caused quite a stir!

And the question on everyones lips is, ‘what is the song?’. In short, the answer is ‘1-2-3-4′ by Feist.

And here it is for your visual and audio pleasure…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qP79rRzzh4

Facebook in 30 years

admin — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:00:18 +0000

Ever thought what Facebook will look like in 30 years?

A Chav Christmas

admin — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:00:07 +0000

There’s this bird called Mary, yeah? She’s a virgin (wossat then?) She’s not married or nuffink, but she’s got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an’ that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She’s like ‘Oo ya lookin at?’ Gabriel just goes ‘You got one up the duff, you have.’ Mary’s totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large ‘Stop dissin’ me yeah? I ain’t no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!’So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who’s six months gone herself. Liz is largin’ it. She’s filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an’ that. She’s like ‘Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I’m well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an’ that we are gonna get.’ Mary goes ‘Yeah, s’pose you’re right’

Mary an’ Joe ain’t got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an’ go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an’ Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an’ that.

But there ain’t no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an’ Joe break an’ enter into this garridge, only it’s filled wiv animals. Cahs an’ sheep an’ that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They’re like ‘Respect, bay-bee Jesus’, an’ say they’re wise men from the East End.

Joe goes: ‘If you’re so wise, wotchoo doin’ wiv this Frankenstein an’ myrrh?
Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?’

It’s all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an’ sez he’s got another message from this Lord geezer.
He’s like ‘The police is comin an’ they’re killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.’

Joe goes ‘You must be monged if you think I’m goin’ dahn Egypt on a minging donkey’
Gabriel sez ‘Suit yerself, pal. But it’s your look out if you stay.’
So they go dahn Egypt till they’ve stopped killin the first-born an’ it’s safe an’that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an’ Jesus turns water into Stella.

Don’t forget to check out the Chav Test!

Wild Animals Getting Very Drunk!

admin — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:40:13 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCU9s9DD5z8

Kid tries to dive in to a pool… but slips!

admin — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:29:23 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d_YSxKHZZw

Extreme video of Snake Swallowing a Hippo

admin — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:06:59 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZN9SFPhkNI