The Chav Test

Chavs. They have a uniform, they almost single handedly keep Stella Artois in business, and if it wasn't for them, JD Sports would have closed down years ago. Yes, we are talking chavs. There is a bit of chav in everyone, find out how dangerously close you are to being one! UPDATE: Don't forget to check out the Chav Christmas story!

1. Do you ever refer to any of your friends as "bruv"?
Yes No

2. Do you have any preference over Burberry or Aquascutum check?
Yes No

3. Does your Christmas dinner come from Iceland?
Yes No

4. Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
Yes No

5. Is your mobile phone on a 'pay as you go' tariff?
Yes No

6. Do you know anyone that smokes Benson and Hedges Silver?
Yes No

7. Can you MC?
Yes No

8. Have you ever been to Majorca/Minorca?
Yes No

9. Have you ever worn jewellery from 'H Samuels'?
Yes No

10. Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
Yes No

11. Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
Yes No

12. Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
Yes No

13. Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?
Yes No

14. Have you ever not paid for a ticket on public transport?
Yes No

15. Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Yes No

16. Do you think Marks & Spencer's food hall is too expensive?
Yes No

17. Have you ever been to Calais to buy booze?
Yes No

18. Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester?
Yes No

19. Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
Yes No

20. Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Yes No

21. Would you eat own brand baked beans?
Yes No

22. Do you drink Stella?
Yes No

23. Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'?
Yes No

24. Does anyone in your family own a caravan?
Yes No

25. Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
Yes No

26. Have you ever smoked hash?
Yes No

27. Have you ever been in a stolen car?
Yes No

28. Have you ever taken a piss in the street?
Yes No

29. Have you ever referred to pudding as 'dessert' or 'sweet'?
Yes No

31. Have you ever removed chewing gum and saved it for later?
Yes No

32. Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
Yes No

33. Have you ever referred to a loo as a 'toilet'?
Yes No

34. Do you ever wear sports clothes while not playing sport?
Yes No

35. Do you own any gnome-like garden ornaments?
Yes No

36. Can you name any characters from Eastenders?
Yes No

37. Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
Yes No

38. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's?
Yes No

39. Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?

Yes No

40. Have you ever eaten crab sticks?
Yes No

41. Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
Yes No

42. Do the majority of your meals come from the freezer?
Yes No

43. Are the toes on your shoes square?
Yes No

44. Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
Yes No

45. Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
Yes No

46. Were you ever excluded/expelled from school?
Yes No