The Geek Test

Geeks. When not hanging out at Star Trek conventions, they can be found in front of their computers correcting Wikipedia or fantasising over Princess Leia. Geeks are everywhere and are living among us. Take the Voigt Kampff of geek tests and find out how geeky you are!

1. Have you ever written a computer program?
Yes No

2. Do you like sci-fi tv shows?
Yes No

3. Have you ever collected anything (stamps, coins etc)?
Yes No

4. Have you ever been to the cinema by yourself?
Yes No

5. Do you own a domain name?
Yes No

6. Have you ever had Cybersex?
Yes No

7. Do you have more than 2 email addresses?
Yes No

8. Would you consider yourself a "Trekkie"?
Yes No

9. Do you drink a lot of coffee?
Yes No

10. Can you play chess?
Yes No

11. Do you have a blog?
Yes No

12. Do you ever use your computer with the lights off?
Yes No

13. Do you install Firefox on every computer you use?
Yes No

14. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend geeky?
Yes No

15. Do you know who Linus Torvalds?
Yes No

16. Are you a rubbish a dancer?
Yes No

17. Do you point out peoples grammar and spellng mistakes?
Yes No

18. Have you ever been to a fan convention?
Yes No

19. Would you consider youself shy?
Yes No

20. Do you not "get" rap music?
Yes No

21. Did/Do you sit near the front of the classroom?
Yes No

22. Do inaccuracies in films annoy you?
Yes No

23. Do you like Monty Python?
Yes No

24. Have you ever won a maths or spelling competition?
Yes No

25. Do you try to avoid physical activity such as sports?
Yes No

26. Do you enjoy sudoku?
Yes No

27. Did you like Robot Wars?
Yes No

28. Do you have any 'friends' you haven't met?
Yes No

29. Have you heard of C, C++ and C#?
Yes No

31. Could you write software in it?
Yes No